SABABU 10: CHAMAKH NI BORA KULIKO MESSI (VITUKO)
Posted in Lionel Messi, Marouane Chamakh
10 reasons why Chamakh is better than Messi:
10. Chamakh has played professional football for teams in both France and England, something which Messi is yet to do.
9. Chamakh has scored in 6 consecutive Champions League matches, which is a record Messi is yet to break.
8. Chamakh's natural skin tone is better looking than Messi's skin tone, which is really pale and horrible.
7+6. When going for a header, Chamakh has no need to jump, whereas
Messi needs to jump at least 5ft off the ground to reach Chamakh's
hight, and there's no guarantee that he'll score, and the landing could
put him at risk of injury. Chamakh is a better player at heading the
ball and he is not reckless like Messi is by jumping and risking injury.
5. Chamakh conserves his energy the whole game, like an apex predictor
ready to pounce, whereas Messi runs around the pitch in every minute of
the game, loosing his energy. Which shows he is not conserving his
energy wisely enough for the vital moments in a game.
4.
Chamakh has a much better hair style than Messi, making him more
attractive and more confident on the pitch in vital moments of the game.
Messi has horrible hair and had missed clean cut chances before.
3. Chamakh is tall, which can put him to an advantage in future
careers, like a basketball coach/player or a guard, something which
Messi cannot do because of his height. No employer wants a short
basketball coach/player or a short guard.
2. Chamakh is older than Messi, thus wiser when it comes to making crucial decisions on the pitch.
1. Chamakh has scored in the Carling Cup/Capitol One Cup, which is something Messi is yet to do and most likely never will do.
8. Chamakh's natural skin tone is better looking than Messi's skin tone, which is really pale and horrible.
7+6. When going for a header, Chamakh has no need to jump, whereas Messi needs to jump at least 5ft off the ground to reach Chamakh's hight, and there's no guarantee that he'll score, and the landing could put him at risk of injury. Chamakh is a better player at heading the ball and he is not reckless like Messi is by jumping and risking injury.
5. Chamakh conserves his energy the whole game, like an apex predictor ready to pounce, whereas Messi runs around the pitch in every minute of the game, loosing his energy. Which shows he is not conserving his energy wisely enough for the vital moments in a game.
4. Chamakh has a much better hair style than Messi, making him more attractive and more confident on the pitch in vital moments of the game. Messi has horrible hair and had missed clean cut chances before.
3. Chamakh is tall, which can put him to an advantage in future careers, like a basketball coach/player or a guard, something which Messi cannot do because of his height. No employer wants a short basketball coach/player or a short guard.
2. Chamakh is older than Messi, thus wiser when it comes to making crucial decisions on the pitch.
1. Chamakh has scored in the Carling Cup/Capitol One Cup, which is something Messi is yet to do and most likely never will do.
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