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Monday, January 28, 2013

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Kim Kardashian Steals Her Sister's Breast Milk to Treat Psoriasis

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Kim Kardashian is a breast milk thief. The pregnant girlfriend of Kanye West arranged a conspiration with her partner-in-crime Jonathan Cheban to steal her sister Kourtney Kardashian's breast milk in order to cure her psoriasis.

After learning that milk could ease her symptoms of psoriasis when applied topically, Kim decided to "borrow" some of Kourt's milk. "We're Bonnie and Clyde with breast milk. This is ridiculous," Jonathan said. Eventually, Kim and Jonathan got busted by Kourt and the poor guy had to wear a breast pump himself for the cause.

"My milk is like gold," Kourt said upon learning that her little sister was trying to steal her breast milk. "My sister is stealing my breast milk? What a weirdo." The mother-of-two then told her pregnant sister that she wouldn't mind to give her milk and she could squirt her milk on Kim's leg.

Instead of thanking her older sister, Kim exploded, "Ew! Ew! That is so disgusting that you can just squeeze that and have it come out." She went, "I'm not comfortable with it like, fresh out of the boob."

Monday, December 31, 2012

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KANYE CONFIRMS: KIM KARDASHIAN ANA MIMBA

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Rapper Kanye West jana jumapili amethibitisha kwamba mpenzi wake girlfriend wake ambae ni Tv Star Kim Kardashian ni mjamzito.
Alipokua kwenye stage, Kanye aliiambia timu yake isimamishe kupiga mziki ambapo baada ya hapo akasema make some noise kwa my baby mama.
Uthibitisho wa ukweli wa hizo taarifa uliendelea kupatikana baada ya mama mzazi wa Kim Kardashian, dada zake na mdogo wake wa kiume kutumia page zao za twitter kuonyesha furaha zao kuhusu ujauzito wa Kim Kardashian.
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